My Child

You know how you go to an event or party and you see that one wild child that makes you wonder, Who's child is this? Well, I have to admit, yes, that's my child.

Recently we went to a small party for Kallie's 5th birthday and one of the activities was a donut eating contest. Mini powdered donuts were hanging from the tent waiting to be eaten and of course my child saw that as an opportunity to run through the hanging donuts, getting powder on his hair. But that's not it. When Tai finally got him settled in front of their donut, my dear child hits his donut and it swings and hits his eye. And no, it doesn't end there either. He then smashes it on his face and the donut falls to the ground leaving a lonely mark of powdered sugar on his eye. Oh, but he then starts to eat his donut off of the ground. Yes, that wild child that you see, he belongs to me. Auē nō hoʻi ē!!!!